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cheap entertainment for the easily amused

Got electrical tape and pedestrian signs? Now your kids can entertain themselves inexpensively while you're at work, and get a total body workout at the same time! That's right, parents-a constructive activity that promotes body fitness. Your kids won't be wasting away in front of that TV anymore! With Electric Peni-Core, your children learn hand-eye coordinaton, improve their motor skills, and become physically fit by using their upper body strength to lift, and work out the rest of their body as they run-not to mention the cardiovascular benefits! Children will also learn problem-solving skills necessary for every-day life; estimating the height of the sign, the length of the tape, the distance and speed of the cars, and probably most importantly, how to lie and get out of problems-ie. when the police question them about their "alleged" acts of vandalism. Electric Peni-Core is not only fun and educational, it's easy-anyone can do it! Grab a pair of scissors, some electrical tape, find some pedestrian signs, and get to work. Simply cut a strip of tape {the size of the penis may vary from sign to sign}, find a sign, and stick it in the correct place. It's almost like Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey, but you don't need a birthday to do it! You can even cut the shape of the head, or get different colors of electrical tape and hit up handi-cap signs, animal crossing signs, or anything. Be creative! Electric Peni-Core is cheap, easy, fun, and a good way to keep the kids busy...but hey! That doesn't mean you adults can't join in...What better way to spend some quality family time? Have fun and good luck!